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Teen Views: Ask Aschulee

Dear Aschulee,

Why did you not write your articles?

Affectionately yours,

Michaela Gibboni

Dear Michaela,

My articles aren’t written because this weekend I worked like a big girl and didn’t have time for the important things in life such as ice cream sandwiches and creative expression. I didn’t truly remember that I was supposed to have my articles until this morning when Mozart awoke me. Then I stared at the wall for sometime, wondering why I was losing sleep and wasting time on such a thing as a shower. Personal hygiene? Ugh… after the grueling process of getting ready for yet another day of school, I ambled to school, where I ate a melty cookie, prepared by ladies in hairnets, and sat down to something for creative writing, but the sticky “j” key stopped me from being productive.

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And that, Michaela, is why my articles aren’t done.

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