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Teen Views: Meet Rory Mulligan and Jessica Waldron (Featuring interruptions by Josh Jahn)

By Michaela Gibboni

MPHS senior

What are your favorite after-school activities?

Rory: Theatre…that’s pretty much it. I like watching some basketball games.

What are your plans after graduation?

Rory: Accepted to University of Wyoming for theatre, debating doing a second major in computers.

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What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?

Rory: I don’t know … find some explosives and experiment.

Which superhero/cartoon character can you relate to most?

Josh: Cabbage Patch Kid…

Rory: Woodstock, he’s always in the weirdest places at the weirdest times.

Josh: Gollum…

Name one thing that you despise more than anything and why.

Rory: Intentionally hurting people, because we need to watch out for one another. It’s the only way civilization really works.

Josh: Cottage Cheese.

Cannibals have kidnapped you. How would you go about befriending them?

Rory: Act like a lunatic so they are afraid to eat you because you might have some disease.

Josh: Eat them first.

List three things you value most.

Rory: Friendship, music, dogs.

By Brittany Gardner

MPHS senior

Featuring Josh Jahn, Senior

By Brittany Gardner

MPHS, Junior

Featuring Josh Jahn, Senior

What are your favorite after school activities?

Jessica: Silence…um…I don’t know.

Josh: You gotta give some more creative answers.

Jessica: This question is hard. I like to do creative fun things.

What are your plans after graduation?

Josh: Gonna be a rock star…

Jessica: I’d like to move…

Josh: …and party with the rock stars…

Jessica: …and start my own life.

What would you do if you were the last person on earth?

Jessica: I would…CENSORED…I would go everywhere and I would do everything but some things would be hard and I would definitely build a giant tree house like the one on Without a Paddle.

What superhero/cartoon character do you relate to the most?

Jessica: Oh my god…I dunno…(low mumbling) The Brain because I’d like to take over the world.

Josh: Touche.

What’s one thing you despise and why?

Josh: How they put chips at the top of the CENSORED vending machines and they have the farthest to fall!

Jessica: How Rachel Ray abbreviates her words while talking like saying “delish” instead of delicious or EVO instead of extra virgin olive oil.

Cannibals have kidnapped you. How would you go about befriending them?

Josh: Eat them first…

Jessica: Yeah, totally.

List the three things you value most.

Jessica: Well this is a hard one…I suppose um…Happiness…Happiness.

Josh: (whispering) Fat Amber…(laughter).

Jessica: More or less, not FAT AMBER, but Music…um…just Good Stuff…

Josh: (laughing)

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