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Joke: Three bankers and a libertarian

Three Wall Street bankers and a Federal Reserve official are flying over New York City in a private jet bought with bailout money.

The first banker says, “Why don’t we throw a thousand dollars out the window and help somebody?”

The second banker says, “Why don’t we throw a million dollars out the window and help even more people?”

The third banker says, “Why don’t we throw a trillion dollars out the window and help everybody?”

The Federal Reserve official pauses, looks at the bankers and says, “Again?”

And finally, the (Libertarian) co-pilot turns around and says, “Why don’t we throw you guys out the window and just help ourselves?”

Ron Stern

Granby


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