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Opinion | Letter: Random sarcasm

Just what I need is my bank in the cafe business!

The concrete truck driver that dumped leftovers in the pull off of County Road 88 should get a raise!

.9 degrees Celsius rise in 100 years is worth getting one’s shorts in a bunch.

Nothing wrong with the Broncos that John Elway can’t cure by doing more radio and TV commercials!

The coach who is plagued with players penalties during a game should shake his head and give the players a day off and then explain to them that this could cause the team to lose!

That the action time in a three-hour and 12-minute NFL game is about 11 to 15 minutes, is why I’m a hockey fan!

Illegal citizens are actually law abiding citizens!

Mountain Parks Electric needs to send more of my money to Nicaragua because all they send us is illegal immigrants!

Mountain Parks Electric needs to use our money to build a “backbone” to speed up the junk mail!

Liberals are correct when they say Obama laid the groundwork for Trump’s great economy because rock bottom is a great foundation to build on!

Marketeers need to improve their packaging because you can actually open some of it with your bare hands!

Any female accusation of rape is good enough for conviction!

The Silicon Valley people have managed to make their products so complicated that many more are employed to recover from the tangle (Oh, what a tangled web they weave)!

You can tell the Silicon Valley people have invaded the phone systems because now when I dial a number I get a; “Beep, beep-da-beep, diddle-de-beep … we are dialing your number” message while I’m thinking geeze, I’d already dialed that number!

If the Silicon people are so bright, why can’t I block a number by pressing the # key?

Since Jared Polis has never met a tax he didn’t like, he is obviously a “deficit reduction hero”!

Frank Watts, Winter Park Highlands


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