Teen Views: Middle Park Enquirer | SkyHiNews.com
YOUR AD HERE »

Teen Views: Middle Park Enquirer

Aschulee Thomas, Bradley Hilton, and Michaela Gibboni
MPHS seniors
Grand County, Colorado

– Russian cyclists were found naked, cruising Agate Avenue late Friday evening. They came by way of ice bridge from Siberia, and were allegedly searching for the Ride the Rockies registration tent.

– Caution: Pasty, sun-deprived high school students will drive at high speeds in search of food, Monday through Thursday, lunch time.

– Farra Fawcett has challenged Joaquin Phoenix to a Battle Royale to the death for upstaging her on Letterman. Pay per view only, April 20, 2009, $49.99



– Text Messaging has officially been proven to make us more dumberer. JK! But Fo’ Reelz.

– Included in this week’s stimulus package: 18 trillion dollars toward designing new “Welcome to…” signs at every state border crossing. The new signs will immediately detect your religion, ethnicity, and last bowel movement.



– 50-Year Forecast: Partly cloudy and hazy, with a 40 percent chance of disaster.


Support Local Journalism

Support Local Journalism

The Sky-Hi News strives to deliver powerful stories that spark emotion and focus on the place we live.

Over the past year, contributions from readers like you helped to fund some of our most important reporting, including coverage of the East Troublesome Fire.

If you value local journalism, consider making a contribution to our newsroom in support of the work we do.

 

Start a dialogue, stay on topic and be civil.
If you don't follow the rules, your comment may be deleted.

User Legend: iconModerator iconTrusted User